Once Again I Was Just doing some Random Reading And Came Across This Article. I Hope It Makes You Laugh Out Your Worries And If You Are A Victim, You Might As Well Take Correction.
HEHEHEHEHE......................My dear Ghanaians; Its church, not 'Chech'.
Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'.
My fellow Nigerians; Its bath, not 'baff'. Our
currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'.
My dear Edo people; Its argument, not
'ajument'.
My dear Yorubas; Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight,
not'hate'. Its
Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'.
My dear Ibadan peeps; Its not 'sun tissu', its
Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero!
My dear Hausa people Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its
people, not
'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'!
Seriously it is
'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop saying
'Toothpaste
weds Animal calling'.
My Egun people; Its actually 'MTN' and not
'NTM'!
My dear Calabar peeps; Kindly note its love
and not
'rurf'.
My Benue people; Its not 'Lick Loss', its
'RickRoss'.
My Igbo people; There is nothing like
'thaaasand', it is thousand. It is bed-sheet and
not 'bay
sheet'. And its thirty, not 'thartie'!
Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father, who
at in
Heaven. Hallowed be your name...', and not
'Our Father,
look at eleven, adaobi thy nam
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